Human, Please

I got tired of endless phone menus and chatbot loops, so I built a site that maps the quickest way to reach customer support.

Human, Please is a crowdsourced directory and navigation tool designed to help users bypass automated phone trees, endless IVR phone menus, and AI chatbot loops.

The site maps out direct phone numbers, estimated wait times, and exact key-press sequences (or step-by-step routing paths) required to reach a real, human customer support representative for thousands of companies worldwide. It acts as a cheat sheet to save users time and frustration when dealing with corporate customer service automation.